Some of these objections are simply false. Others are half-true, and pretending otherwise would be dishonest. Each one gets a verdict before it gets a response.
The rule I hold myself to
Stretch it as far as Islam allows — and not one inch further
An argument can be met generously right up to the boundary of tawhid. Metaphor, honour, reverence, even language borrowed from Christian tradition: all available. What is never available is placing anything as God's equal. Every answer below lands on that line.